[Cory has just ridden the roller coaster.]
Piece of cake...
What?
I threw up a piece of cake.
S2 E16Danger Boy
S2 E17On the Air
I have a radio voice!
And I have a radio face!
He says one thing and then he does another. He's being a hypochondriac.
S2 E18By Hook or By Crook
I cheated, Mr. Feeny. I had the answers written on my hand.
And you only managed an A-minus?
I sneezed off a couple of the answers.
[about Uncle Mike fixing his bike] Listen, you know this doesn't mean I'm gonna give the kid a break on grades or anything.
MUncle Mike
Like he needs it! Shawnie's the scholar of the family!
TMr. Turner
I think you're tellin' me the truth.
S2 E19Wrong Side of the Tracks
[about a biography assignment] Doesn't have to be somebody famous, just somebody real. Anybody you like.
Anybody?
Anybody.
Absolutely anybody?
Absolutely anybody.
I pick Shawn!
I pick Cory!
You know, you walked right into that.
I did, didn't I?
Jason, I don't skate. At all.
Well, hey. C'mon, Canadians skate. How hard could it be?
Well, I know who you are! You're Shawn Hunter! You were raised by wolves - you're MY friend. It says so in your biography. I mean, what else do you need to know?
If you don't think deep down inside that you're all right, then I haven't taught you anything.
S2 E20Pop Quiz
[of Cory and Shawn] I'd give up on them, but I don't think they'd notice.
My book is due back and I have to rewind it.
S2 E21The Thrilla' in Phila
Set him down now.
VVader
Feeny, you can't tell me what to do any more. I'm not one of your punk students. I'm the Face of Death!
It was scarier when you had acne.
Cory, you've never told me your quote for the yearbook.
What did you put?
"I do my thing and you do your thing; you are you and I am I; but if in the end we end up together, it's beautiful."
Put the same for me.
S2 E22Career Day
It's like I'm in S.A.T. Zone. All my other senses are completely shut down. [knocks soup into lap]
Eric?
Wha?
You just spilled soup on your lap.
What? [Jason nods. Eric looks down.] Ahhh! Hot! Hot!
Shawn, what does your dad do?
Shh. I'm trying to find out!
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