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I cannot believe how deeply you feel up there, Eric. I mean, when you jumped into Ophelia's grave, overcome with emotion, and then wept openly: where did you get your motivation?
They got it right here in the script. Look at it... "Weeps openly." I mean, they tell you what to do!
The real tragedy tonight is that William Shakespeare couldn't be here to see how good you are!
Oh, he'll come tomorrow. I mean, we're here all week.
Unbelievable.
Sometimes I get shy. People who aren't shy make me nervous.
This city is a cultural vacuum, my friend.
That's why my people settled here.
Cor, what I'm about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me.
I'm not gonna kill you, Shawn. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.
Is that the stupid idea train coming around the bend?
Okay Shawn, how are you going to save our doomed relationship?
It's not doomed, just hopeless.
Tonight we leave as boys and come back men.
Are we talking about the same thing?
[raising an eyebrow seductively] I certainly hope so.
Okay, so after the prom, romance in the air, you and Angela, you're gonna look in each other's eyes --
Me and Angela?
I need your credit card. Don't ask me why, I just need it!
Okay, but it might be maxed out. I just bought some gum.
We're having a baby!
I'm going to be an uncle?
You see, duckies are good, because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed them crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.
I sort of thought you guys would keep my room the way it is.
Actually, Cor, for that I think you have to be unexpectedly killed by a truck or something.
Mr. Feeny, if I'm really quiet, will you stay?
Well, Shawn. I think the time has come... to sign each others' yearbooks! Shall we talk about it first?
No, no, let's just do it.
[They exchange yearbooks.]
Boy oh boy. Where to begin, huh? [cuffing Shawn affectionately] What am I gonna say to you? I mean this is gonna take me at least a week.
[handing back the book] I'm done.
You're done? [opens to the page] "Hey"? You write "Hey"?!
And I mean it!
[referring to an assignment] I'm doing it and I'm getting an A.
It's for no credit, Miss Lawrence.
I have six hundred and ninety-nine A's. [stands imposingly] I need one more. [grabs his collar] Give me the A, Feeny!
[scared] Okay, fine, you get an A. [Topanga lets go] You don't even have to do it, I'll just give you an A because I'm scared of you. Now that makes an even 700.
700. That's more than anybody, right?
Oh, more than anybody. [to Cory as he walks by him] Good luck in Hell, Mr. Matthews.
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