I need you to proctor.
Me? Proctor? [dreamily] Proctor Matthews.
You know what "proctor" is?
Yeah, it's a tushy doctor. Oh! Eeeeww, I'm not gonna do that!
S5 E16Torn Between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool)
He lied to me. He lied to me about staying up all night with Lauren. Strike one.
All they did was talk!
He lied to me about kissing her! Strike two.
All they did was talk and kiss!
S5 E17And Then There Was Shawn
We'll return to The Young and the Restless right after this word from Feeny. And the word is...Shut up.
THAT'S ENOUGH! Now, this class will not be more interested in the romantic goings-on of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching!
(the lights come up to reveal someone has thrown a pencil through Kenny's head. Kenny drops to the floor, the pencil leaving a line on the wall as he goes down)
(walks to the pencil line on the wall) We'll always remember he was this tall.
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Oh my God! They killed Feeny!
Well, is any one of us safe??
Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die.
All right! *to Topanga* Thanks for saving me.
*proud* I'm dead!
*resigned* I'm dead.
Well, I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Feeny...he's dead.
pause*
SEShawn and Eric
Go Feeny! Go Feeny! I said, go, go, go Feeny!
(standing over the bodies of Eric and 'Feffy') Eric! Feffy. Eric! Oh, he was my friend! My roommate! I didn't really know her.
He paid half the rent! Now I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore! Wait...if I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore then I don't want to live!
(Runs to window almost jumping out)
Wait! Wait! Shawn is still your roommate! Together, you can make the rent.
Nebraska, Mr. Hunter. Nebraska!
The 75th State! Major Export: Tortillas!
Alright lets' calmly recap
(quickly and panicked) Kenny's dead, Feeney's dead, we're trapped inside with the killer!
S5 E18If You Can't Be With the One You Love...
[to Kimberly] You make one move on my best friend's man, and that new nose is gonna look like your old nose.
Dad used to drink and then he stopped.
Do you know why he stopped drinking?
Because he ran out of money?
Do you know why my mom left him?
Because she went for a guy with more money?
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