TV show quotes
[Cory is driving]
Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.
Shawn, I happen to be cruising at -- what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.
Eighteen miles an hour.
I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!
Cory, a bicycle just passed you.
[Motioning with his arm out the window] Come around me! Come around me, please!
[Cory is driving]
Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.
Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well, tonight a new Cory is born. Dark, wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.
[Sirens and flashing lights appear behind them.]
Well, we all saw that coming.
Hey, son! How was your day?
Fine.
What'd you do in school?
Nothing.
Hey, hold on! Wait there! You know, every day I ask you, "What did you do?" and every day you tell me "Nothing." Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean, we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is!
I decided to be a girl.
Well, you taught me a very valuable lesson there, son.
[dressed as a waitress] And tipping is not a city in China.
So I would be correct in assuming that this wonderful meal is one of those, um, condemned-man, death-row, last-meal kinda things. But that can't be, because there's no cake. [Eric lifts the top of a platter to reveal an ornately decorated chocolate cake]... Dead man walkin.'
So, you mean that Topanga can't move!
Not if TV is the true mirror of our lives.
Y'know something, Cor? He's absolutely right. I mean, I had this same problem when I broke up with Francesca. There's a lot of pain, there's a lot of heartache. But eventually time stepped in. And I got over my devastating loss.
Who's Francesca?
[whispering loudly] There is no Francesca, I'm just trying to help.
[whispering loudly] Nobody wants that.
I had relationships with four other men before I met your father.
I know three...
We haven't been together for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. Okay, that's a lot longer than most couples. When we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together. When we were 2, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, I knew her favorite food. Then, you know, we got to be 6 and Eric made fun of me because it wasn't cool to have a best friend who's a girl, or even to know a girl. ...So for the next seven years, I threw dirt at her. I like to call those "the lost years"...then when I was 13, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things, and I never understood a word she said. All I knew was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about. And when I'm with her, I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love, Mom. When I'm better because she's here. And now she won't be. So I'm finished.
[Car horn honks.]
Oh, there's Kelly. Better get going.
Whoa, wait a minute. You guys have been going out for a while and we still haven't met her. You should invite her to come in.
Uh, you know, Mom, we're really in a hurry.
[calling out the door] Kelly, hon, come on in.
You know something? We're really in a rush.
What's the matter? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you?
[enters] Hi, I'm Kelly.
[looking her over] Atta boy!
Diana is the baby-sitter.
Ooh, role-playing. Okay, I wanna be the commander-in-chief of the allied armies.
I trust you've studied for tomorrow's quiz?
Gutenburg invented the printing press in 1445 and began the spread of ideas and the written word throughout the world. Please don't tell anyone I know that.
Where does milk come from?
A carton!
Be more specific.
A milk carton!
That's why we're the champions.
Champions of what, Mr. Matthews? Of a generation whose verbal and mathematical skills have sunk so low when you have the highest level of technology at your fingertips? Gutenberg's generation thirsted for a new book every six months. Your generation gets a new web page every six seconds! How do you use this technology, to beat King Koopa and save the princess. Shame on you, you deserve what you get. *Bell Rings* Sit down! Stay where you are! For the first time, I choose to walk out on you.
You took a job as a security guard?
Why would you possibly want to do that?
Oh, only for about ten reasons. One, walkie-talkies. Two, partner. Three, dog. Four, partner. Sometimes we switch partners. Five -- do you want me to keep going? Six, I pack heat!
You carry a gun?
Nope. A heater. Gets cold out there in the shed.
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