Boston Legal · Season 3
I suppose we better work this out.
Does it have to be now?
Well, it is the season. Peace on Earth...love for your fellow man...
Wait. What was that?
"Love for your fellow man"?
No, before that.
"Peace on Earth"?
Liberal. I knew it!
I think we've just had our first three-way.
It didn't look like Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did. You know, she tasted differently than I remember...
[chuckles] That's because it was my slobber on her mouth, Denny. We've finally exchanged bodily fluids.
[quickly downs his glass of wine] Blech!
[singing] Michael rowed the boat ashore...Hallelujah! Michael rowed the boat ashore...
You do know that Michael was a homosexual Jew from Mexico, right?
[scolding Brad and Jeffrey] You're both partners! I'm not. So why am I the only one acting like an adult?
Objection. Your Honor, she's being...objectionable!
Sustained.
What's my motivation?
Excuse me?
My character's motivation. Surely you can't expect me to simply jump in and take this case!
Now, don't go knocking fat chicks! I love chubby-sex. [looks over at the female judge] I'm sure Your Honor does.
I guess we'll see each other in court.
[under his breath] Not if you turn sideways.
[to Alan] This was one of Edwin Poole's cases. Somehow it managed to slip through my cracks, so I was sure you'd find it especially tasty.
What's my motivation?
I beg your pardon?
My character's motivation. I can't just jump cold into a case, Shirley, I need... incentive.
[singing] Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah! Michael row the boat ash—
Michael was a gay Jew from Mexico, you know that of course?
Guess we should work this out.
Does it have to be tonight?
Well, it is the season. 'Peace on Earth, good will toward men'...
What was that?
"Good will toward men"?
No, right before that.
"Peace on Earth"?
I knew it. Liberal.
We had our first three-way tonight.
I'm not sure that Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did.
Mm. Fabulous for me.
She didn't quite taste the same as I remember. She tasted more like...
[chuckles] Me. That was my slobber, Denny. We've finally exchanged bodily fluids.
Oh. [swishes wine in his mouth before swallowing] Blech!
Denny, I'm not going to presume you were paying attention in court today, were you?
In and out.
You were hung-over.
It happens!
I only have two plane tickets
Oh, gee, and I only have a Gulfstream.
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