Alan and Denny in “The Nutcrackers”

I think we've just had our first three-way.

It didn't look like Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did. You know, she tasted differently than I remember...

[chuckles] That's because it was my slobber on her mouth, Denny. We've finally exchanged bodily fluids.

[quickly downs his glass of wine] Blech!