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Boston Legal · Season 1, Episode 13

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“It Girls and Beyond” · Season 1, Episode 13

In this episode: Denny Crane (2), Alan Shore (2), Brad (2), Catherine (2), Lori (2), Shirley (1), Paul (1)

Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings?

She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.

Some of us have trials today, so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.

What's your case about, Brad?

What is it about?

It involves interference with contractual relations.

You mean...lesbians?

Where are you?

Today, they're calling Tracy to testify that her ex-lover was-

Lesbian ex-lover.

-to testify that Tracy was scamming her for money. Tracy was in fact not an actual bone-fide...

Lesbian?

You like saying it?

I do.

Say it again.

Lesbian.

Keep going.

LESBIAN! LESBIAN! Lez-bee-un. All together now!

AAll

Lesbian!

I also like to watch. How many people like to-

All right, that's enough, this is a staff meeting. I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally.

Cookies everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.

Who is this woman?

Take two, Tara, you're a rail.

(Later in the episode)

Hey Brad! All together now!

AAll

Lesbian!

Isn't coffee a lovely drug? I love brain stimulants, don't you? Uh, Catherine Piper!

Brad Chase.

Brad Chase? You're defending a lesbian!

Hi! I'm Lori Colson, we haven't officially met.

Hello, dear. Catherine Piper.

For the future, I don't really appreciate comments about my hair.

Oh! I'm sorry. I was just trying to make conversation. And I assumed you wouldn't want me to go anywhere near your eyebrows.

If she tries to pee standing up, come and get me. [after closing the door to the stall] Lock and load!

Did my client tell you that this drug is unapproved by the FDA?

MHMark Harrison

Yes.

Did he tell you that, ah, there could be side effects?

MHMark Harrison

Yes.

You were fully informed.

MHMark Harrison

I was.

You consented.

MHMark Harrison

I did.

Take it again?

MHMark Harrison

Absolutely.

Like the doctor?

MHMark Harrison

Love him.

How's your memory?

MHMark Harrison

My memory's fine.

What's my name?

MHMark Harrison

Denny Crane.

Like you mean it!

MHMark Harrison

Denny Crane!

What's my name?!

MHMark Harrison

[shouts] Denny Crane!

No further questions.

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