You hear the one about the fella who died? Went to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument and says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oooohhh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
“From Whence We Came” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Shirley (4), Alan Shore (3), Denny Crane (2), Paul (1), Catherine (1), Lori (1)
What are you doing out here?
Just looking at the city. Still trying to fathom that-
The Red Sox won?
Alan! Hello!
Mrs. Piper?
You remember! Ha, ha. Oh, I always say, "Shake a man's hand with dog poop on your glove, he'll remember you for life."
Shirley? [sighs] What about senior partners? There would be nothing wrong with me...lusting, say, after you? Would there?
Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit. Add to that list, Schmidt.
BBernie
Alan, she said she was gonna call the police. She said what she heard would not be hearsay. She looked it up, she said because we were arguing, it would-it would qualify as an excited blutterance. Suddenly the skillet was in my hand and I swung.
Blutterance isn't even a real word. Much less a defense. You murdered somebody over a fake word.
Lock and load. Where is everybody?
This is an administrative meeting, Denny.
Oh! Then what the hell am I doing here?
Remember the good ole days when you liked to know what was going on? When you could go from your office to the elevator without a roadmap?
Didn't need a roadmap to find my way around your body, did I, Shirley?
I wouldn't know. I was usually asleep.
I once had her...and Streisand...at the same time. Remember that?
Hahhh, I do Denny. Ha ha. And not to burst your bubble, but that was a male impersonator. Perhaps the penis might have been your clue.
NNora
Mrs. Schmidt?
My mother is Mrs. Schmidt; you may call me Schmidt.
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