Do you even own a TV?
Of course! It's in the closet.
S6 E18The Truth in the Myth
[looks at a laughing Brennan] Now what?
Perhaps you could see your dark side if you mooned a mirror. [laughs] Because "moon" is a term that refers to exposing --
I know.
Get it? It's pretty clever, right?
It's clever. I'd laugh, but I'm afraid of driving off the road.
I understand.
Yeah, right? [smiles]
Safety first. I understand. [laughs]
You really had to volunteer us for this, huh?
Yeah! I thought coming out to the woods would be nice, you know? A little fresh air.
Honey, let me explain something to you: there's a human growing inside me. Vegging on the couch and eating pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream is actually all I want to do.
Recent studies show that mothers who gain excess weight during their pregnancy makes their babies more prone to childhood obesity.
Huh, that's interesting. I read a story that says that husbands who suggest their pregnant wives are fat are far more prone to being slugged by them.
Bones, at any time did you think that the chupacabra was real?
[laughs] No.
Then why did you believe that I saw the Yeti in Nepal?
Because what I said you saw was totally rational.
I never saw it. You see, what you did was rationally explain something that never happened.
You never saw the Yeti?
Or did I?
No, you didn't! You did? Are you trying to confuse me?
I might be!
Okay, what is your point?
That things are confusing. Just because you can explain something doesn't mean that it's explainable.
You mean explicable?
Sure, like us. We don't make any sense at all.
[chuckles] Don't be ridiculous. Yetis don't exist.
I was in Nepal. Rangers have a secure training base there. I was doing field exercises, about to rendezvous with my platoon and I saw it. About 30, 35 feet in front of me.
You were in the snow and in unfamiliar terrain, alone. Hallucinations are common.
It was over ten feet tall, it was huge. I looked straight in its eyes, pointed my rifle at it and it ran. This was no hallucination.
Booth, I'm sure you thought––
[cuts Brennan off] Hey, why don't you just trust me here? Why can't you just use that brilliant scientific mind of yours and at least admit the possibility of what I'm saying here is true.
You––you serious?
[resignedly] Just forget it. You know, you talk really good game, Bones, but when it comes down to it you're no different than people who were certain that the sun revolved around the earth.
[protests] That's not true.
Hmm.
Can I see your hands?
RRandy
My hands?
[irritated] Yeah, you know, the things under your arms there. [raises his hands] Your hands?
[toasting] Here's to stupidity and greed. The two elements that keep us employed.
S6 E19The Finder
[Booth's trying to get Brennan's ID back from Walter, both of them scuffling around the bar]
[calling for help when Booth pushes him down on the table] Leo! LEO!!
LLeo
You provoke this upon yourself. [rising to leave] Let me know how things turned out.[leaves]
IIke
Cold beer while you wait? [offering cold beer to Brennan who's watching the two guys scuffling]
[holds the beer bottle] Wait for what? [Booth and Walter still scuffling in the background]
IIke
The boys to get reacquainted. [cheers at Brennan's beer bottle and drinks]
Uh, pudge here is a..blind at one eye. [referring to person in the video]
[surprised] How can you tell?
Oh, it's the way he holds that scrap, or whatever it is to the light.
'Whatever it is' is a map...
[correcting Booth] It's a chart fragment, Mr Sherman.
Oh, uh, please...call me Walter. [smiles at Brennan, Brennan smiles back]
Seriously? Focus, can we? Thank you. Really? [gesturing and giving a look at Walter]
[looks at Booth and looks back at Brennan] Are you two sleeping together?
[chuckles] No! [looks at Booth]
No.
[to Brennan] Would you sleep with me? [Brennan looks at Walter shocked and amused]
[to Walter] You know what, you find the map, maybe you get a shot.[Brennan smacks Booth's arm] What? [mutters 'sorry' to Brennan]
[rising to leave, talking to Walter] Uh..can I get your cell number, please?
What? No! [panicking] Who..who told you to get my cellphone number?
Oh, oh...just relax, don't be paranoid.
In case, I obtained any..helpful informations from the victim's remains back in D.C.
IIke
[chuckling] Wh-What exactly you'd expect to find from a cracked-up bag of old bones?
Oh look, Bones has her thing, just like Walter here, alright? [leaving with Brennan]
Except my thing is real, not some imaginary finder power! [gesturing mockingly]
Oh! [laughs]
[Walter answers his cell in the toilet]
Who is this?
[at the other end with a surprised, confused look] It's..Dr Brennan at the Jeffersonian. Don't you have caller ID?
Caller ID doesn't tell you who's calling, it tells you the phone company wants you to think who's calling. Eh, did you guys find out that the victim was terminally ill?
Yes...His mitral valve is completely calcified. How did you know?
He had pyramids on the ceiling of his bedroom.
Wh..Pyramids indicate heart disease?
Of all the things humans created, pyramids stood the test of time best. Dying people invest all sorts of meaning in it. So..uh, did you find any signs of torture?
Yes, I did. Three fingers were dislocated shortly before death. It's possible, given his heart condition, the victim died with his secret intact.
Nope, he told the killer where to find the map.
What...Did you know where?
Poor man's safety deposit box. [looks at the victim's pawnshop's receipt]
I..I don't know what that means.
Pawnshop. You got anything else?
No, I'm done.
Yup, me too. [flushes the toilet; Brennan gives a confused look after hearing the flushing sound on the other end]
My work's done. [passes receipts to Booth]
What's this?
Itemized invoice from my expenses, mostly fuel for Ike flying me back and forth.
But we haven't solve the murder!
Yes, two murders.
Two murders! We haven't solve two murders!
You hired me to find the missing chart fragment. Eureka! Ta-daa! Bingo! Mission accomplished, [gesturing to the map] I found it.
CCam
Ah, technically, I found it..in her throat
Britney's body was submerged under 80 feet of water in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, I brought her here to you..I..pretty sure that's the impressive part. [leaves]
That's true. If it weren't for Walter, her remains will never be discovered.
[gives a look at Brennan] Seriously?
S6 E20The Pinocchio in the Planter
[Booth and Brennan are faced with a suspect who is dressed as a clown]
(gives handcuffs to Brennan) Just cuff the clown.
Me?
Good job with the poop clues, Hodgins!
Secret is in the soil. It always is.
Ok, well, why don't you ask the dirt who killed him and why nobody saw it, huh?
[Hodgins walks into Angela's office without her noticing]
I do not like that painting.
[turns and sees Hodgins] What?
I am attempting to open an honest dialogue between us.
[curiously] By insulting my painting?
By stating what I think, regardless of the consequences.
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