Bones quotes

Booth

Look, I know what this wedding meant to you...and the flowers, and the dress...

Brennan

I don't care about any of that. It's you who I'm worried about.

Booth

Me? [comes around from behind his desk to face Brennan] Why me?

Brennan

The church! I know how important that is to you.

Booth

I didn't ask for that. That was your idea this time around.

Brennan

Because of you!

Booth

Bones! I would wear elephant tusks on my head and have a squirrel monkey do the wedding ceremony if that's what you wanted.

Brennan

You really don't care?

Booth

[shakes head, smiles] No.

Brennan

[smiles] And neither do I. As long as you're there. We've waited long enough.

Brennan

[as Max "hands" her to Booth] This is not one man ceremonially handing over a woman to another man as if she's property, Okay?

Booth

I worked really really hard on my vows, but now that we're here. Look, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? We were standing right around in this spot. It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because eh... you were irritating me. And you chased me down, and you caught up to me. And you know we had been chasing each other for a long time. And we had been chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes and.. and chasing you has been the smartest thing I've ever done in my life, and being chased by you, has been my greatest joy. But now... [He places the ring on her finger] We don't have to chase each other anymore. Because... we caught each other.

Aldo

And Temperance, will you be speaking from your heart as well?

Brennan

No, I will be speaking from my mouth.

Brennan

When Hodgins and I were buried alive we each wrote a message to someone we loved in case our bodies were ever found. Hodgins wrote to Angela. [Hodgins and Angela share a smile] And I wrote to you. [She hands her flowers to Angela and takes out a note to read] 'Dear Agent Booth, you are a confusing man, you are irrational, compulsive, superstitious and exasperating. You believe in ghosts and angels, and maybe even Santa Claus. And because of you I've started to see the universe differently. How's it possible to simply look into your fine face gives me so much joy. Why does it make me so happy that every time I try to sneak a peak at you, you're already looking at me. Like you, it makes no sense. And like you, it feels right. If I ever get out of here. I will find a time and place to tell you that you make my life messy and confusing, and unfocused and irrational and wonderful.' This is that time. This is that place. [They stare at each other] Did I do that wrong?

Booth

No.

Brennan

You can kiss me now.

Booth

Aldo didn't say that I can kiss you.

Aldo

As usual, she's right. Go.

Booth

What do you think happens now?

Brennan

Everything that happens next.

Wendell

[in shock] Oh my god, it's moving!

Hodgins

[chuckles] Yeah, it means that the larval development is almost complete. When the time comes, it'll detach its anal hooks and slide out to greet the world.

Wendell

Dude, you have totally lost the plot. Angela is going to divorce you.

Hodgins

[grins] Nah, I know my Angie. When she sees this little botfly––

Wendell

[in disbelief] Listen to yourself!!

Hodgins

Ah, Wendell, um...truthfully, Angie is a little unsupportive of me being a botfly surrogate...

Wendell

[mockingly] What a shock.

Hodgins

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind being with me when the little guy comes out?

Wendell

You want me to be your midwife???

Hodgins

I was thinking, more like birthing partner.

Wendell

[speechless] I'm... going insane.

Booth

Excuse me, we're not done now.

[grins] Well now, you wanna take this on? Seriously?

Booth

Oh, ok. Here's the biggest problem with guys that are pumped up on 'roids, huh. They look bigger but they're a lot dumber.

Angela

There's nothing worse than a woman's scorn than one with access to a three-sided hoe.

Brennan

Have either of you read Tess Brown's books?

No, I've heard she's terrible.

Wendell

Bitch.

Wendell

That might be a little harsh, but why read her when I can read you?

Brennan

Very true.

Booth

I just hate the guy. Really hate him. Murder's bad enough but soccer? [in mock anger] Come on, that's anti-American!

Hodgins

Can you blink once for guilty?

Brennan

[grins] Beaten, shot and possibly drowned. This is very interesting.

You've clearly been bored.

There's nothing like digging my hands in decomposing flesh to get my mind off my troubles.