SSquid
This is crap.
PPJ
And you're full of it.
S8 E35Role Model
S8 E38Who Can You Trust
Jonesy, can you give me a hand to lift this thing?
Yeah...
PPJ
You don't want me? Joanna, I am deeply offended.
PJ, can you blame her? I'll see you in the car.
PPJ
Alright, Schwarzneggar!
S8 E40The Real Santa
Just my luck, first prize I've ever won and the prize is broken.
PPJ
Mate, you are going to have to stop destroying telephones.
S8 E41Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Look out! Reindeer Patrol, here we come!
So what are your plans for tomorrow?
PPJ
Just another day.
Get out of it. Don't you usually spend Christmas with your Mum?
PPJ
Yes, well, she's ahh...spending Christmas with her new ahh...What do you call it when they're that age?
Ahh...lover?
PPJ
Well that was the word I was looking not to say. I mean, I don't even like the idea of my Mum having sex with my Dad!
That's pathetic, PJ!
PPJ
This is a thousand times worse. I don't even want to think about it.
Are you suggesting there should be some kind of sunset peclause on sex?
PPJ
Absolutely! I mean, if you're over 50 and my mother, you shouldn't be having sex. In fact, you shouldn't be having sex full stop...Present company excluded, of course.
Hi.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, you too.
I didn't know what to bring, so...
Anything's fine.
So...I didn't bring anything.
Oh! That's fine too.
What are you looking for?
Mistletoe.
Get out!
Merry Christmas!
I can't believe it! I'm supposed to be drivin' to Frankstown now...I've even got my bathers on...
PPJ
Bathers?!
Yeah, I was gonna go straight to the beach.
PPJ
If it keeps raining you won't need to go to the beach...You're wearing them now?
Yeah, well, you didn't give me time to change!
PPJ
One piece or two? Academic interest, that's all!
Yeah Right
Why are you so cheerful all of a sudden, anyway?
PPJ
You, me, your bikini, the prospect of Mal Yates on toast! What's not to be cheerful about?
I didn't say I was wearing a bikini.
WWinifred
More lemonade?
Winifred, you're defeating the purpose of surveillance. How are we supposed to do this discretely if you keep popping over here every five minutes like a demented jack in the box!
I reckon Mrs Yates is living in La La Land.
BBen
Congratulations, engine off please. You've just won the idiot of the night award.
BBrian
You've got to help me. My brother's coming home for Christmas.
Isn't that a good thing?
BBrian
My brother's coming home to murder me.
PPJ
Now you're talking.
GGrace
We're parrishoners, Tom, not pyromaniacs.
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