Tom and PJ in “Dreaming Of A White Christmas”

So what are your plans for tomorrow?

Just another day.

Get out of it. Don't you usually spend Christmas with your Mum?

Yes, well, she's ahh...spending Christmas with her new ahh...What do you call it when they're that age?

Ahh...lover?

Well that was the word I was looking not to say. I mean, I don't even like the idea of my Mum having sex with my Dad!

That's pathetic, PJ!

This is a thousand times worse. I don't even want to think about it.

Are you suggesting there should be some kind of sunset peclause on sex?

Absolutely! I mean, if you're over 50 and my mother, you shouldn't be having sex. In fact, you shouldn't be having sex full stop...Present company excluded, of course.