Well, Leila, why don't you just go over to Merv's place?
LLeila
Maggie, you know a real lady would never call on a man!
S5 E14Waste Of Space
S5 E16Mr. Lucky
CCharlie
Now the sun sets over there, doesn't it?
MMaggie (to Dash)
Hey, if we kill him here, now, no one will ever know, will they?
S5 E20Victims
I don't know, I'm just way down the list because everyone else in here looks so much sicker than me.
S5 E21The Living Dead
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
PPJ
Well, that's why we get along so well, Mags.
PPJ
Well, look at this! Quite romantic, hey? Prawns? You never cook prawns for me, Mags!
Well, I wanted tonight to be special.
PPJ
Yeah, well, you sort of like him, don't you?
It's for you. I knew you'd come over.
S5 E22Spinning The Yarn
PPJ
Ah, I love that smell!
What, the roses?
PPJ
Nup, money.
You know I love the way your mind works.
S5 E23The Dark Side
Who are you calling unprofessional? You've had a problem with Ben since he walked through the front door.
PPJ
No I haven't, he's a good bloke.
Yes, you have. You can't stand the fact that he's...
NNick
The fact that he's handsome and virile?
...That he's another detective.
NNick
Well I think he's handsome and virile...and he smells nice.
PPJ
Oh, get stuffed.
S5 E24Intervention
Since when was perjury on the year 7 curriculum, McKinley?
AAdam
Don't screw it up, it's supposed to be silly. Hang on, let's see...hey, "It's better to keep a secret than a lover".
PPJ
Well, mine says I'm going to be the president of a cracker factory.
S5 E28Nine Lives
PPJ
Yeah, I would offer you my spare room, but it's currently being sprayed for cockroaches.
NNick
Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.
BBen
I'll tell you when you're 21.
PJ, the music is playing, the lights are on, both our cars are in the driveway...You wouldn't have to be a detective to work out we're here.
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