Blue Heelers Season 5 quotes

PJ, get over yourself. You're not their big brother.

No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.

Well, is that normally how you talk to banks, Mags, 'cause I've got to tell you...I was really embarrassed.

Maggie

PJ, that short, pigeon-toed, simple-minded beaurocrat was asked a direct question. He couldn't even look me in the eye and give me an answer. He's hindering a police enquiry as far as I'm concerned.

Tom

Doyle, run him over

Maggie

With pleasure

Dash

Hey what happened to you?

Nothing much. Just fell off the trapeze!

Tom

Don’t take that tone of voice with me!!!

What tone of voice am I supposed to take?, everytime I come in here, I’ve done something wrong, you have some sort of go at me...

Tom

If...if you don’t want me to pick faults, stop making mistakes, now your shift is over

Now you know, now he's going to transfer one of us, we'll be gone. We'll be split up. Off to woop woop.

Tom

Personal relationships between colleagues...friendship relations are fine, but...in my experience, office romances - can...ah...have a disastrous effect on discipline and efficiency and - look, the bloke can charm the birds out of the trees, but I mean, well, you must know about his track record with relationships.

Oh, if that's the romantic proposal, then God help the rest of the marriage.

Maggie

Er, no, but I'm sure by this afternoon I'll be hankering for some company, so can I put in an order now, for what, a tall dark handsome detective bearing wine, some seafood, an overnight bag and ah...

Do you think she still loves me from heaven?

Maggie

Yes, I know she does. Sisters never stop loving their brothers. Never ever...come on, give us a hug. Good boy.

You're right, I've never done anything for Maggie...I could have taken her and that kid back to Mt. Thomas...I could have saved them.

Maggie, he gave his life for you. That's not hate. That's the greatest act of love I've ever seen.

Dash

Male bonding?

Maggie

No, male ego tripping.