Blue Heelers Season 13 quotes

Up, up and away!

What's going on there?

Huh?

Bit of chemistry?

You haven't made a move on her, have you?

Argh! Please!

You alright, grandpa? You want me to get the walking frame?

My life is stuffed. I've been beaten to a pulp by my...some heavy guys I owe ten grand to and I can't given them bloody ten grand 'cause I'm so broke I can't even pay the bloody rent and now I don't even have a bloody place to live!

Chris

Something stronger?

You have no idea what he just asked me to do.

Chris

Men, all they think about is sex.

If only that was all.

I'm a deputy!

Jonesy

Sounds like the comic book guy from The Simpsons.

I can't remember how many times I've had my heart broken. It should all be in squidgy bits!

I did make up the man. She must watch The Simpsons...how cool's that!

Chris, please explain to David why I could never have a relationship with Joss.

Chris

Because she's not clinically insane.

You blink, you breathe, I shoot you.

Can someone please call this crazy bitch off me?!

Thieves just hate payin' for stuff. That's why they become thieves.

Oh, by the way, the going rate for a Saturday night off is now north of $30.

He's joking.