Chris, please explain to David why I could never have a relationship with Joss.
Because she's not clinically insane.
You blink, you breathe, I shoot you.
PPilgrim
Can someone please call this crazy bitch off me?!
AAmy
Thieves just hate payin' for stuff. That's why they become thieves.
MMatt
Oh, by the way, the going rate for a Saturday night off is now north of $30.
KKelly (to David)
He's joking.
MMatt (to David about Kelly)
She has quite a temper on her, this one. Today, she came this close to blowing a man's head off.
MWMan with drugs
I'll have your badge!
KKelly (to Matt)
Aw...he thinks he's in New York!
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