Blue Heelers Season 12 quotes

You read the right act to your girlfriend yet?

She's not my girlfriend.

No, she's a stalker.

Who's this? Your fruitcake mate?

I am not your friend, Estelle, get that through your head!

Did she get the message?

Doubt I'll make it to her Christmas card list...

So what footy team do you follow?

Don't really.

C'mon, everyone has a footy team.

Lions, I guess.

Oh, that's right, you're a banana bender.

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a little flexible.

You mean piss-weak.

You don't just decide to smack your teacher in the face on a whim. Something must've happened!

He's lying.

Or he just doesn't respond well to being badgered!

You don't hit someone over guitar practice.

This kid did! Look, even his father didn't think it was out of character, what more do you want?

The truth.

Chris

You're preaching to the converted, Alex!

I just got rid of one stalker, Peroni, I don't need another.

I don't know why the council bothers with this sign. None of the kids are getting any better at reading it.

Well they wouldn't have to trespass if the council just left the gate open.

Well that's a flawless piece of logic.

He wouldn't do anything to hurt his daughter.

Tom

Your call, Detective.

He's not a flight risk, trust me.

Alright...but it's on your head.

Jonesy

Amy's a good copper. She's as straight as they come, but she will listen to any reasonable suggestion.

Yeah well, you must know a different Amy Fox.

One guess who lit the match.

The video shop guy again?

The video shop guy's an evil bastard.

Tom

Oh, that looks serious.

No point making it if it's not. You want one?

Tom

Doubt it if my heart would survive it. I understand your concern about divulging information. I was in the army myself. Vietnam. A word in the wrong ear could lead to a platoon being ambushed. But we're coppers now. We rely on information. We can't do the job without it. You're not at war now, Matt.

We weren't in Timor to fight a war. We were peacekeepers.