Blue Heelers Season 12 quotes

Jonesy

Well, they reckon the skull could be ancient.

Oh, what? Mt. Thomas Man, ten thousand years old?

Jonesy

Couldn't be, the Boss is still walking around.

I mean, you're a long way from the sunshine, sunshine.

Is everything a bet with you?

What the hell are you two...is that a pie?!

Jonesy

What do you call this?

In my world, we call that a shovel.

Jonesy

Yes, well, in my world, we call that blood.

And in my world, I call that a reason for a visit to the station.

Yeah! Right on, Foxy! You sure told them!

Don't ever call me that again, 'ACTING' Sergeant!

So what do you need me to do, Sarge?

I don't need the formal stuff. Call me Alex.

Whatever you say, Sarge.

I thought you were the romantic.

Jonesy

Yeah, but that's just stupid.

Hey, boy. What are you doing here? Watching the future of your country make fools of themselves? Don't do drugs, okay?

She just flashed me.

Jonesy

Who? Kelly? She's sick, man. She's delirious. I dunno, I wouldn't take it as a compliment.

No, that school girl.

Jonesy

I'm sure you'll get over it.

I'm old enough to be her dad.

I could sue you if I get what you've got.

Go ahead, all you'll get is a hairbrush and an alarm clock.

Well may I request a change of babysitter, then?

Who would you like? I don't recommend the Italian.

Been there have you?

No, I love him like a brother. I've made it my mission to keep him intact until he finds a nice girl to marry.

I hear you're looking for a nice girl...good luck trying to find one.

Jonesy

What do we have here?

We have a Luke Knights...

Jonesy

Is that right? G'day, Luke. I'm an Evan Jones, and I've had several less hours sleep than I need, so you are not in friendly hands here, son.

I've been called in.

But it's Saturday.

Crime doesn't care about that.

But you're sick.

Crime doesn't care about that either.

Get in there you arrogant little sh*t!

We can't do that, can we?

Jonesy

We just did.