Blue Heelers quotes

Geez, you go to the toilet a lot.

Tom

Yeah? Well you don’t blow you nose enough!

How do you know this kid anyway?

Tom

Bad luck.

Tom

How old are you Kirby!?

What do you want me to do? Carry him to school?

I weigh 72 kilos.

That's impressive!

You guys know each other?

Tom

Yeah we were at the academy together.

Together?

Err, I’m older than I look.

Tom

And I’m…younger than I look...

What the hell is that?

Tom

It looks like a Twistie sandwich!

Ahh boss, your appointment – 15 minutes.

Tom

Yeah yeah, I’m on my way.

[surprised] Great!

Are you gunna die?

Jonesy

Boss? Everything okay?

Tom

What?

Jonesy

Like with you.

Tom

Why wouldn’t everything be okay?

Jonesy

I dunno mate you look a little crook. Why don’t you go see a doctor, go see Sophie!

Tom

When was the last time YOU went to see a doctor?

Jonesy

Can’t remember…but I’m not crook.

Tom

MY health is MY business, I don’t need YOU broadcasting your opinions to every man and his dog!

I haven’t said anything to anyone – not even a dog.

Tom

Then why would Jones of ALL people suddenly be suggesting I need to see a doctor?

Probably because ‘Blind Freddy’ could see that there’s something seriously wrong with you.

I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. It's none of my business. But if 'Jones of ALL people' can see it, then soon whatever's wrong with you is going to be everyone's business.

Wow, a real police operation. Did I help?

Tom

No. You just got in the bloody way.

You said I could take the next one, Jonesy!

Come on, Jonesy!

Jonesy

Alright, there you go mate.

Mt. Thomas 509 to VKC, we'll attend.

Thanks, Mt. Thomas 509.

You're only encouraging him.

Jonesy

Well, at least he got the call sign right!