Blue Heelers quotes

What am I doing? I'm just pretending to be his Dad. Acting Sergeant, Acting Dad.

Tom

Computer. What's that?

Are you sick?

Tom

I'm fine!!

She's pretty committed!!

Tom

Just a bit of heartburn...

Sophie said that?

Tom

Not that it's anyone's business, but yes.

Wow. She's even better than I thought! Diagnosis by telepathy... She rang, boss, looking for you.

Gran said to stick by the main road or I'll get kidnapped by a serial killer.

It's cool.

Tom

Cool. These blokes don't seem cool to me.

Tom

Amy, if you were a drug squad Senior Detective Sergeant...

I would have had a pretty fast promotion in the last five seconds!

Am I a cowboy??

Tom

Not as much as some...

Am I looking to get brownie points?

Tom

You're about to retire

Might wanna look good in front of my crew.

And yeah, don't worry. I WILL make the call. Even if I don't get anything in return.

Tom

You want me to go see the doctor that much??

So far I'm coming across as half-hearted?!

Tom

These are the two that's been monstering Francis?? Put em in the cell!

Really? You trust me with the cars?

Tom

As much as I trust Peroni...

They're gonna kill him!!

W, A...

Uh..water? waterfall?

Tom

S, H, I, N, G...

Washing powder...

It's his shopping list!

Tom

Lock the prick up!

Tom

Don’t you have a hanky?”