Blue Heelers quotes

Woo, Jonesy. You're a brave man. Women are going to be mobbing you in the streets dressed like that.

Jonesy

Well, it beats the uniform.

Well, I just actually realised how much I like the uniform.

If you ever come to work wearing something like that, I will shoot you.

Jonesy

Suse.

Hmmm...

Jonesy

The suit?

Right...

I'll grab that.

Jonesy

You all but told her exactly what to say.

She said it was possible.

Jonesy

Highly unlikely is what she said.

Extremely unlikely is what she actually said, but still possible.

Well of course I need you, grab him!

Jonesy

Want a coffee as well?!

Are you happy with your treatment by the police here today?

Nah! Don't like my women so uptight...you're gonna die a virgin, sweetheart!

I'll die much happier than any of your girlfriends.

So finally your sluttish ways have come back to haunt you!

Jonesy

I wasn't that bad.

Old rubber hips Jonesy.

Jonesy

This isn't funny.

Oh it is. Just a little bit.

I'm not like you.

I thought you went home.

Jonesy

Well, maybe I like paperwork.

I said I don't mind doing it.

Jonesy

We're in this together...partners.

Is that what we are?

I wouldn't mind a coffee.

Jonesy

Good. You can get me one.

Are you really a Detective?

Yeah.

I'm Jake.

I'm Amy Fox.

We have a fox that lives down the back.

It's probably a relative.

Don't worry about a kiss...

Jonesy

Aw, I'll give you one if it means that much to you.

We have to stop living together.

It's our job to serve and protect.

That's America, you moron!

Pig shooter.

Not quite the way I would've put it.

You're a good man Tom.

Tom

Don't say that.