You bastard.
AAlex
What?
Where is it?
AAlex
Where's what?
Where is it?
AAlex
Mate, take it easy, mate.
Hand it over!
AAlex
Okay, okay, just let me go.
MMark
What is going on, you two?
[Jonesy lets Alex go and he gives Jonesy his missing promotion.]
MMark
That was a very low act.
AAlex
Yeah, but it was bloody funny.
Right, now you die.
AAlex
Hey, it was a joke! Where's your sense of humour?
MMark
Hey, you two!
[Jonesy and Alex begin to wrestle.]
MMark
Now look here!
What the hell is going on?
AAlex
Jonesy and I are just reliving our childhood, Boss.
Well, find a playground to do it. Because believe it or not, this is a police station.
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