Blue Heelers quotes

You've got to help me. My brother's coming home for Christmas.

Jo

Isn't that a good thing?

My brother's coming home to murder me.

Now you're talking.

We're parrishoners, Tom, not pyromaniacs.

Mal Yates is my Christmas present. He's the only one I'm likely to get. I want him.

Jonesy

I think your sister's got a better chance of getting your car home unscratched then you do. And apart from that, I'll have to arrest you if you try to start it up.

If the bastard wants to murder me, he can do it with a beer in my hand.

Well go and drink it somewhere else. I'll tell you, I'll murder him if his brother doesn't.

What did you talk about?

Tom

This and that.

Specifically which and what?

Deodorant...what are you trying to tell me Jo?

Tess

If I need any help from you, I will ask for it.

Jonesy

There's one thing I don't miss about being on the road...seedy coffee in seedy road houses.

Tess

I'm sorry about Meg.

Jonesy

I'm not...she blamed you.

Tess

Me?! Why?

Jonesy

She reckons you were jealous.

Tess

Of what?!

Jonesy

Of me and her.

Tess

Well, that comes from living in a fantasy world for too long.

Jonesy

She reckons you fancy me, Sergeant.

Hey! Don't we all get one?

I've been good, Sergeant!

Chris

So when will I get to see G-I Jonesy in action?

Jonesy

The body can't take it anymore, Chris.

Chris

Weak!

Jonesy

Thanks!

Jo

See something's sus. Parrish 1, Hasham 0.

Best excuse of the days wins.

Jo

I cant believe the boss would dob me in like that.

Ohh he just said that you and Falcon-Price were being competitive...

Jo

Russell, was being a complete jerk. Talk about win at all costs. I just, tried to cut him down to size a little bit.

By cutting the rope on the raft?

Jo

It wasn't as if it was going to hurt anybody. I guess you've um, heard about the rest...

Do go on.