PPJ
Yeah, well, you sort of like him, don't you?
It's for you. I knew you'd come over.
S5 E21The Living Dead
S5 E22Spinning The Yarn
PPJ
Ah, I love that smell!
What, the roses?
PPJ
Nup, money.
You know I love the way your mind works.
S5 E23The Dark Side
Who are you calling unprofessional? You've had a problem with Ben since he walked through the front door.
PPJ
No I haven't, he's a good bloke.
Yes, you have. You can't stand the fact that he's...
NNick
The fact that he's handsome and virile?
...That he's another detective.
NNick
Well I think he's handsome and virile...and he smells nice.
PPJ
Oh, get stuffed.
S5 E24Intervention
Since when was perjury on the year 7 curriculum, McKinley?
AAdam
Don't screw it up, it's supposed to be silly. Hang on, let's see...hey, "It's better to keep a secret than a lover".
PPJ
Well, mine says I'm going to be the president of a cracker factory.
S5 E28Nine Lives
PPJ
Yeah, I would offer you my spare room, but it's currently being sprayed for cockroaches.
NNick
Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.
BBen
I'll tell you when you're 21.
PJ, the music is playing, the lights are on, both our cars are in the driveway...You wouldn't have to be a detective to work out we're here.
BBen
PJ, get over yourself. You're not their big brother.
PPJ
No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.
S5 E29Missing Digits
PPJ
Well, is that normally how you talk to banks, Mags, 'cause I've got to tell you...I was really embarrassed.
PJ, that short, pigeon-toed, simple-minded beaurocrat was asked a direct question. He couldn't even look me in the eye and give me an answer. He's hindering a police enquiry as far as I'm concerned.
S5 E30Child's Play
Doyle, run him over
With pleasure
Hey what happened to you?
PPJ
Nothing much. Just fell off the trapeze!
S5 E32Nobody's Perfect
Don’t take that tone of voice with me!!!
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