Blue Heelers quotes

What tone of voice am I supposed to take?, everytime I come in here, I’ve done something wrong, you have some sort of go at me...

Tom

If...if you don’t want me to pick faults, stop making mistakes, now your shift is over

Now you know, now he's going to transfer one of us, we'll be gone. We'll be split up. Off to woop woop.

Tom

Personal relationships between colleagues...friendship relations are fine, but...in my experience, office romances - can...ah...have a disastrous effect on discipline and efficiency and - look, the bloke can charm the birds out of the trees, but I mean, well, you must know about his track record with relationships.

Oh, if that's the romantic proposal, then God help the rest of the marriage.

Maggie

Er, no, but I'm sure by this afternoon I'll be hankering for some company, so can I put in an order now, for what, a tall dark handsome detective bearing wine, some seafood, an overnight bag and ah...

Do you think she still loves me from heaven?

Maggie

Yes, I know she does. Sisters never stop loving their brothers. Never ever...come on, give us a hug. Good boy.

You're right, I've never done anything for Maggie...I could have taken her and that kid back to Mt. Thomas...I could have saved them.

Maggie, he gave his life for you. That's not hate. That's the greatest act of love I've ever seen.

Dash

Male bonding?

Maggie

No, male ego tripping.

For a minute there, I thought I was going to lose you. I don't think I've ever been so frightened in my life.

You don't make me feel safe anymore.

Bye

Tom

I’m not gonna muck around, I was gonna give you a hamburger with the lot because you’ve been driving around in a car you knew was stolen, you knew Doug Healy took that tape and you kept ya mouth shut and you assaulted me. Now whether you resign or are dismissed, you’re going to be facing ongoing criminal charges, either way, you’re gone. You do have one friend left in this town, god knows why, she’s persuaded me not to press the assault charges.

Thanks.