Jo quotes from Blue Heelers

Jonesy

I don't know how you did it but you're a bloody genius. (Hands Jo a twenty dollar note)

Jo

Thank-you!

Jo

So, what do witches eat for breakfast? Toad in the hole with rea; toads, mutes on toast...

Jonesy

Innocent young policemen.

I gave you a swimming lesson.

Jo

Yes, you did.

Jonesy

Hey Jo, come join us!

Jo

Sorry I can't, I have to study.

Jo

This is a waste of time.

Go get him, Jo-Jo.

Jo

Jonesy, can you give me a hand to lift this thing?

Jonesy

Yeah...

You don't want me? Joanna, I am deeply offended.

Jonesy

PJ, can you blame her? I'll see you in the car.

Alright, Schwarzneggar!

Jo

I can't believe it! I'm supposed to be drivin' to Frankstown now...I've even got my bathers on...

Bathers?!

Jo

Yeah, I was gonna go straight to the beach.

If it keeps raining you won't need to go to the beach...You're wearing them now?

Jo

Yeah, well, you didn't give me time to change!

One piece or two? Academic interest, that's all!

Jo

Yeah Right

Jo

Why are you so cheerful all of a sudden, anyway?

You, me, your bikini, the prospect of Mal Yates on toast! What's not to be cheerful about?

Jo

I didn't say I was wearing a bikini.

More lemonade?

Jo

Winifred, you're defeating the purpose of surveillance. How are we supposed to do this discretely if you keep popping over here every five minutes like a demented jack in the box!

You've got to help me. My brother's coming home for Christmas.

Jo

Isn't that a good thing?

My brother's coming home to murder me.

Now you're talking.

Jo

I cant believe the boss would dob me in like that.

Ohh he just said that you and Falcon-Price were being competitive...

Jo

Russell, was being a complete jerk. Talk about win at all costs. I just, tried to cut him down to size a little bit.

By cutting the rope on the raft?

Jo

It wasn't as if it was going to hurt anybody. I guess you've um, heard about the rest...

Do go on.

Is this the start of a new relationship or just comfort from a friend?

Jonesy

Just comfort.

Jo

Thanks mate.

In that case, I think it's my job.

Chris

What about a board?

Jo

What? To hit PJ over the head with?

Chris

No, under the mattress. My father used to swear by a board. Actually, the wardrobe door of room 7 would do fine.

How much?

Chris

For you, PJ, nothing.

Speaking my language.

What is wrong with these men?

Jo

It's simple. Inside every man is a twelve-year-old boy.

And inside everyone woman?

Jo

Is a twelve-year-old girl. But twelve-year-old girls are much more mature than twelve-year-old boys.

So it really looked like a flying saucer?

Jo

It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.

Jonesy

This is when it pays to read your stars signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!

Wonder what's Rochelle's was?

Jo

Yeah, Sag.

Jonesy

Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace! Expect a bumpy ride!

You're all so hilarious.

So what did your star sign say yesterday, PJ?

Jo

Expect a grumpy mood and a closed mind.

All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!

Jo

PJ!