Nick quotes from Blue Heelers

Dash

How'd you get promoted?

I'm a good copper. I work hard...and most importantly, McKinley...I slept with the Boss.

How's it going, Doyley? You dirty rotten stop out!

Maggie

Excuse me?

I hear the drought's broken in a big way!

Maggie

I better get that.

You're already getting it from what I hear.

Maggie

Who are you calling unprofessional? You've had a problem with Ben since he walked through the front door.

No I haven't, he's a good bloke.

Maggie

Yes, you have. You can't stand the fact that he's...

The fact that he's handsome and virile?

Maggie

...That he's another detective.

Well I think he's handsome and virile...and he smells nice.

Oh, get stuffed.

Yeah, I would offer you my spare room, but it's currently being sprayed for cockroaches.

Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.

I didn't think it was important.

No, Ben. You just didn't bother.

How would you feel if someone killed your wife, Zoe?

Oh, you know mate, I'd probably give them a medal. You wouldn't understand because you're not married.