Nick quotes from Blue Heelers

He should have been hung.

Do yourself a favour Roz, Hanged. Meat is hung, men are hanged.

Yep, well, I want to die in bed.

Yeah, but whose?

Mine. With a loving wife beside me.

Yeah, but whose?

Maggie

What's that about?

I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?

Maggie

I got something to do.

Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.

What's it like out there?

It's like a bunch of headless chooks having a fun run.

It's nice to know we've got law abiding drivers today.

Yeah, either that or some helpful citizen's put a sign up down the road.

I loved Wayne.

Sure you did, that's why you shot through on him isn't it?

It wasn't like that Nick. Do you have any idea what it feels like to be told your husband's been shot? To nurse him back to health only to see him strap on that bloody gun again, do you?

Do you have any idea what it feels like to put the gun on and do the job? No, you've got no idea. You've got no idea because you shot through on him. He came back to us because he knew we'd back him up.Do you know what it's like for me, to hear from someone like you, that I can't go to my mates funeral?

Maggie

Hey, oh listen - just a word of warning. We, ah, don't mention the Boss' weight.

Or his age.

Dash

You mean I've got to make special allowances because my Sergeant's a fat guy with a complex about his age...why doesn't someone tell him to go on a diet or something? He can use my bike if he wants to get some exercise. And if he's still a Sergeant at his age, then that is his problem.

Dash

Do you ever learn how to knock?

No need to. I'm six foot four, 16 stone, and I'm a policeman.

That could be half the male population...that could be PJ!

Dash

Nup, he had more hair.

As in longer or thicker?

Dash

Just more.

Maggie

Where do you think you're going with all your bits hanging out like that!

Oh, sorry, Margaret. Early Christmas present.

So are you doing Leon for anything?

Yeah, failure to own a brain.

Yeah, he's going to become a Daddy, young Cooper.

Yeah, first one?

Well, that he'll admit to.

Maggie Doyle, you poor thing, you don't have to follow me around just 'cause you're pregnant.

Maggie

Nick...

And dear, if it's twins, we'll sell the ute and buy a combie!

What is the point of paying taxes if you won't arrest me?

Compo, you don't even pay taxes, so shut up!

What's the first thing you think of when you see a dead body?

I'm glad it's not me.