Jonesy quotes from Blue Heelers

Don't worry about a kiss...

Jonesy

Aw, I'll give you one if it means that much to you.

We have to stop living together.

Jonesy

Boss? Everything okay?

Tom

What?

Jonesy

Like with you.

Tom

Why wouldn’t everything be okay?

Jonesy

I dunno mate you look a little crook. Why don’t you go see a doctor, go see Sophie!

Tom

When was the last time YOU went to see a doctor?

Jonesy

Can’t remember…but I’m not crook.

Come on, Jonesy!

Jonesy

Alright, there you go mate.

Mt. Thomas 509 to VKC, we'll attend.

Thanks, Mt. Thomas 509.

You're only encouraging him.

Jonesy

Well, at least he got the call sign right!

Come on, when was the last time you had something green?

Jonesy

Oh...last night. We had a packet of spearmint leaves, didn't we mate?

Eat your vegetables...Both of you!

Where were you between 3 and 6 this morning, Mr. Rhodes?

Where do you think?! I was in bloody bed asleep!

Alone?

Why...you interested?

Jonesy

You got a big mouth, Rhodes.

Yeah, that's not all. Wayne looks at Amy You still interested?

Bastard wants to take me on, fine!

You're gonna go head to head with Falcon-Price?

You don't think I could?

Jonesy

It's not really a fair fight.

If he gets hurt, he gets hurt.

Maybe Alex can help you with this one.

Jonesy

Well, what about you?

Sorry, I got an appointment.

Jonesy

So you get to have a life while the rest of us just work?

Yeah I know, unfair, huh? *smirks* See ya!

Oh, this is considerate of you.

Jonesy

Excuse me?

Bringing a pretty one with you.

I'd like to know your movements, Mr. Marchand.

Bowel or bladder?

Don't tell me you were outrun by a 19-year-old with a bad hangover?!

Jonesy

He had a headstart!

I'd kill for a coffee...

Jonesy

Can we not talk about any sort of liquid?

Just go behind a tree! Isn't that one of the main perks of being a man?

He's still sedated. He doesn't know what he's saying.

Tom

He knows exactly what he's saying. And I agree with him.

I've said everything in my statement.

Jonesy

Humour me.

Jonesy

I'm sorry if I've had anything to do with that.

Don't flatter yourself.