Wayne quotes from Blue Heelers

Maggie bloody Doyle!

Til death do us part does not refer to someone else's death! Besides, they say you get used to it...No you don't. Not to that you don't.

Take a good look around, but don't touch anything? Is that the same thing as break in, but don't do any damage?

(Holds up his police badge). Never leave home without it.

I never met this chick before!

Wow! Amazing!

PROVE IT!

Maggie

I just had this conversation with your wife!

Which conversation?

Maggie

This conversation!

Times are changing, Boss.

Tom

Not in this station.

Maggie

How do you go to England without a passport?

With much difficulty.

Maggie

Hey Wayne, can you tell me whether I've spelt this name correctly?

Sure.

Maggie

Or is it with an I?

Thanks bigmouth.

Authority? It was a search warrant.

Maggie

She's a nice old lady, I didn't want to embarrass her.

Nice old...She's a fence!

Maggie

Okay, so she's a nice old fence!

Maggie

Dumped me? You never dumped me! God, you're up yourself.

It was me that stopped calling you, remember?

Maggie

Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.

It's nice to know we've got law abiding drivers today.

Yeah, either that or some helpful citizen's put a sign up down the road.

Where were you between 3 and 6 this morning, Mr. Rhodes?

Where do you think?! I was in bloody bed asleep!

Alone?

Why...you interested?

Jonesy

You got a big mouth, Rhodes.

Yeah, that's not all. Wayne looks at Amy You still interested?