Tom quotes from Blue Heelers

Tom

Amy told you?

Chris

Actually, the paperboy told me; Amy merely confirmed it.

Tom

I'll be in very good hands; I'm taking Acting Sergeant Kirby.

What?

Tom

I'll even let you drive!

He's still sedated. He doesn't know what he's saying.

Tom

He knows exactly what he's saying. And I agree with him.

Is that such a good idea?

Tom

Fifteen year old scotch is always a good idea.

Maybe not after a prostate operation.

What are we drinking to?

Tom

No more talk about cancer, operations or anything to do with my health. Deal?

Deal.

First there's the thirst, then the munchies, then the nausea. It's a bit like opium.

Tom

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

You didn't see this either.

Tom

You seriously expect me to come back to work for you?

Unless you'd like to make my day.