Tom quotes from Blue Heelers

Tom

Amy, if you were a drug squad Senior Detective Sergeant...

I would have had a pretty fast promotion in the last five seconds!

Am I a cowboy??

Tom

Not as much as some...

Am I looking to get brownie points?

Tom

You're about to retire

Might wanna look good in front of my crew.

And yeah, don't worry. I WILL make the call. Even if I don't get anything in return.

Tom

You want me to go see the doctor that much??

So far I'm coming across as half-hearted?!

Really? You trust me with the cars?

Tom

As much as I trust Peroni...

W, A...

Uh..water? waterfall?

Tom

S, H, I, N, G...

Washing powder...

It's his shopping list!

Geez, you go to the toilet a lot.

Tom

Yeah? Well you don’t blow you nose enough!

How do you know this kid anyway?

Tom

Bad luck.

You guys know each other?

Tom

Yeah we were at the academy together.

Together?

Err, I’m older than I look.

Tom

And I’m…younger than I look...

What the hell is that?

Tom

It looks like a Twistie sandwich!

Ahh boss, your appointment – 15 minutes.

Tom

Yeah yeah, I’m on my way.

[surprised] Great!

Jonesy

Boss? Everything okay?

Tom

What?

Jonesy

Like with you.

Tom

Why wouldn’t everything be okay?

Jonesy

I dunno mate you look a little crook. Why don’t you go see a doctor, go see Sophie!

Tom

When was the last time YOU went to see a doctor?

Jonesy

Can’t remember…but I’m not crook.

Tom

MY health is MY business, I don’t need YOU broadcasting your opinions to every man and his dog!

I haven’t said anything to anyone – not even a dog.

Tom

Then why would Jones of ALL people suddenly be suggesting I need to see a doctor?

Probably because ‘Blind Freddy’ could see that there’s something seriously wrong with you.

Wow, a real police operation. Did I help?

Tom

No. You just got in the bloody way.

You've had surgery. You're in pain and you need to recover, which means letting other people help you. With as much grace as you can possibly muster.

Tom

Finished?

Yes, I have.

Tom

Chris? What are you doing here?

Chris

Visiting an old friend.