BKThe Boys, Katie, & Ms. Knight
Merry Christmas Mr. Bitters!
What is all this?
It's Christmas, with friends.
I don't know what to say.
KMs. Knight
Say "Merry Christmas."
(with emotion) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[at the beginning of the episode]
Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.
James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]
QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.
[turning away from Gustavo] I do not!
Turn around.
[spins around and still not facing Gustavo]
[goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.
Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]
[breaks the color pencil]
[screams]
[goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.
And Gustavo needs to tak-
Don't say it! Not one...more...word.
[turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]
Good.
Chill pill.
[his face turns tense and becomes angry]
[puts on earphones]
[steam comes out of his ears]
JCJames and Carlos
Steam.
That's a new one.
Run.
In the studio: [Kendall and Kelly are staring with their mouths open in shock while listening to Gustavo's song.]
[singing with Buddha Bob] There's a rainbow made of love, floating in the new day sky, candy castle up above, this must be New Town High!
[looks at Kelly, shakes his head in disbelief and slaps himself]
[presses a button, fake smiling and gives a thumbs up to Gustavo] The producer is coming over tomorrow and he's going to HATE THIS SONG!
[fakes smiling and gives Gustavo a thumbs up also] I know.
[wearing a lab coat and glasses] If Logan is going to steal my swagger then I'll steal his smart brain....stuff things. [starts writing a really long equation]
Well?
Yeah, here's the problem: I'm not bright.
Then what's all that?
I think it's a recipe for toast.
[dancing past James and Camille with other kids]
[becomes depressed again and somehow ends up changing clothes]
[looks at James and becomes shocked]
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [falls to the ground]
[weakly] As you grow stronger, I grow weaker.
[puts on the sunglasses]
Feeling woozy. [falls on the floor]
[takes off the glasses] Okay! No shades.
[stands back up]
CKCarols and Kendall
[raises Logan's arm the one holding the glasses so he can put it on smirking]
[falls on the floor] STOP THAT!
[to Kendall's pick of date at the theatre] Hey, no hard feelings, Megan?
[whispers] This is Candy!
How long do they do this?
It's hard to say.
They once did it for three hours.
GDGuitar Dude
Today is Ukulele Dude. [strums the ukulele]
All aboard the Malibu Beach Party Party Bus!
You said "party" twice.
...You bet I did.
She's got sunblock!
Hello, tasty waves. I'm James Diamond. I'll be riding you today.
Mrs. Knight, lovely to see you. And uh, DANCE PARTY! [turns on the music]
Oh no, a mermaid's kiss! (falls on the sand and starts rolling) The transformation is upon me!
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