I guess I was just being led by the heart.
S2 E11Leading from the Heart
S2 E12Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills
Brandon, why is everybody staring at me, I mean, what's--what's wrong?
Didn't you forget something?
No, I-- [whispers] Oh my God! I forgot my clothes!
Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to see R.E.M. that night.
Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.
Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.
Oh, wait, this Saturday I've gotta go dune bugging with Dylan. I can come home early though, if you want.
Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.
He changes his address like a model changes her clothes.
CChristine
You know who Steve reminds me of? Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman.
And you're Julia Roberts, right?
CChristine
Why not?
Because she was a prostitute.
S2 E13Halloween
Don't be a squeef.
Do you wanna dance?
CCleopatra
No. [walks away.]
So I guess a night of hot monkey love is out of the question.
Well, well, welly-well, well.
Can I say something? I mean, I know the last thing you need right now is another guy telling you what to do or what to think.
Go ahead, please.
You're blaming yourself for leading that guy on, but I want you to know as a guy it doesn't matter how much of a magnet a girl turns on. A guy always has a choice of not making her do something she doesn't want to do.
I didn't make that choice very easy, now did I?
Yeah, you did. You said no.
We'll just say we're another couple going as Brandon and Emily. Hey, just think how impressed they'll be with our masks.
Well, I'm pretty impressed with your mask already.
S2 E14The Next Fifty Years
Look, David, we're putting out this issue with a tribute to Scott.
Why? So people can glance at it and then throw it in the garbage?
No, so people can get some idea about who he was.
Look, he was a jerk, okay? He was a jerk who blew himself away, that's who he was. You don't know. You left early. You missed out on the fun part when he picked up a loaded gun and twirled it around like he was Wyatt Earp. You weren't there to see him goof up and bleed all over his mom's Persian rug.
David, the microphone is on.
I don't care. No-one gave a rat's ass about Scott until he died and I was the worst one of all! He was my best friend and I dropped him! Because he wasn't cool like you or Kelly or Steve.
David...
So they're looking at me. So what? They've been looking at me for days, Brandon! "Oh, poor David, is he going to be okay? I hope he hasn't cracked up yet." I can't even walk through the halls without someone in my face trying to cheer me up like they're my new best friend! Well, what about my old best friend? It doesn't matter what you write about him in that paper, Brandon. It doesn't matter what you say about someone once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here. (pause) I guess you can quote me on that.
S2 E15U4EA
Hi. I'd like to exchange an egg.
CCashier
You want to exchange an egg. Do you have a receipt?
No. Do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?
CCashier
It's customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.
I think we're in the wrong place.
[To Andrea] No, no, this is all part of the deal, watch. [To cashier] I want to exchange an egg.
Look, Steve, let's go.
CCashier
What's wrong with the egg?
Nothing!
CCashier
But you want another.
No, I don't want another egg, I want information!
CCashier
Look, I don't know what you kids are on, but I'm calling the police.
You know, I think we're in the wrong place.
S2 E16My Desperate Valentine
He's taking you where?
To Paganini.
Oh, their spaghetti is great!
Donna, Paganini is a composer.
Brandon Walsh really knows how to dump a girl. I've never seen someone so smart!
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