Oh, wait, I've got it, uh...you know that Robert Palmer song that David was playing today, Addicted to Love ? We could do Addicted to Sex.
Donna, Hello Day is supposed to be a G-rated event.
S2 E8Wildfire
Brenda, she said he had a cute scar, what do you think is gonna happen?
Kelly, are you gonna do any homework this year?
You can't have it both ways, Bren. The fact of the matter is you gave up any right to ask me questions about my sex life when you decided you didn't want to be a part of it.
Actually, I'd say you're doing just fine.
EVEmily Valentine
I was, 'til I broke the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not go out with Brenda Walsh's boyfriend."
That's my fault, I was the one who told her.
It's not your fault, Brandon, and it's not Dylan's. It's not mine, either. If Brenda had a problem, she should have said something to me.
She didn't really have a chance, things happened kinda fast.
So I like guys, so guys like me, what's wrong with that?
Hey, did you bring your guitar?
Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.
Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.
K.
Oh great, a hootenanny.
Brenda!
Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.
Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.
Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.
Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.
Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.
Brenda!
Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.
Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.
Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.
Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.
S2 E9Ashes to Ashes
This is David, Donna, and Dylan.
You can just call us the three D's!
S2 E10Necessity Is a Mother
So I'm thinking of going blonde again. Or maybe bald, you know, go for that Sinéad look.
What?
You haven't heard a word I've said.
IIris
[talking about Hawaii] It's a great place to drop your inhibitions, Jim, you know? Grow a beard, swim naked.
How...alternative.
Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.
Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.
IIris
It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.
It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.
IIris
You are a magical young lady.
BBartender
Hey man...you don't have to flash that fake I.D. every time you come in here.
I just don't wanna scrape you off a telephone pole today, it's this thing I got against it.
S2 E11Leading from the Heart
I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?
God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.
Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.
So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.
BBobby
So, it doesn't seem like your brain's been totally fried by the sun out here.
Well, what'd you expect?
BBobby
Well, I thought that every other word would be like, "hey dude, like let's so catch some totally fun, gnarly, radical waves."
[The gang is playing charades.]
Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?
Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?
Steve, you better pray it's not a book.
SDSurfer Dude
Oh, what happened to you man?
BBobby
Nothing. I'm just real lazy.
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