Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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Bryan Abrams: I was thinking you might like a pass, you can come check out the show later on.
Kelly: Oh. No, I couldn't, really.
Bryan Abrams: Aww, come on
Kelly: Well, I have 3 friends. Could I get 4?
Bryan Abrams: Ok, you talked me into it. Come on. I'll get you as many as you need. I got 3 friends too.

Christine: You know who Steve reminds me of? Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman.
Brenda: And you're Julia Roberts, right?
Christine: Why not?
Brenda: Because she was a prostitute.

Cindy: And be extra careful on those deep hiking trails.
Brenda: We will.
Cindy: And be sure to head back to the camp well before dark!
Brenda: We will.
Cindy: And make sure those boys stay on top of you...when you're hiking, that is.

Cindy: I don't look too much like Madonna?
Brenda: Well, I don't know, it depends on what Madonna looks like this week.

Cindy: Oh, Brenda, would you take this up to Dylan for me, please?
Brenda: Sorry, Mom, it was your idea, I'm not gonna play Nancy Nurse.
Cindy: Brenda!
Brenda: Well, what do you want, Mom? I mean, first you and Dad tell me not to sleep with him and then you tuck him in the next bedroom?

Cindy: Time to face the day!
Brenda: Why?
Cindy: Don't you have work today?
Brenda: No comment.

Cindy: Well, Kelly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I mean, true love is kind of like a locomotive, it tends to flatten anything that gets in its way.
Kelly: Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.
[Brenda glares at Kelly.]
Kelly: Gumby, he's flat.

Danny Waterman: Big Dave, are you gonna light that thing or what?
David: Are you kidding, it could stunt my growth!
Steve: Too late.

David: Do you wanna dance?
Cleopatra: No. [walks away.]
David: So I guess a night of hot monkey love is out of the question.

David: I can't believe that we're finally free! An entire summer of nothing but beaches and babes.
Scott: For you, maybe. I'll be spending the summer at my grandparents' in Oklahoma.
David: You'll have fun.
Scott: Name one thing fun about Oklahoma.
David: I bet you not one girl there has ever met a California stud before.

Donna: [while watching the video for I Adore Mi Amor] It's the greatest video in the history of videos.

Donna: Bren, don't be like that, you're a good driver!
[Brenda scoffs]
Donna: Well, you're improving.

Donna: I'll go too.
Brenda: Donna!
Donna: For, uh, the ride.
Kelly: Don't encourage them, alright?
Donna: There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.
Brandon: Like what?
Steve: Yeah, like what?
Donna: Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?

Donna: Oh, wait, I've got it, uh...you know that Robert Palmer song that David was playing today, Addicted to Love ? We could do Addicted to Sex.
Brenda: Donna, Hello Day is supposed to be a G-rated event.

Donna: So! Anybody know any good divorce songs?