We'll just say we're another couple going as Brandon and Emily. Hey, just think how impressed they'll be with our masks.
Well, I'm pretty impressed with your mask already.
S2 E13Halloween
S2 E14The Next Fifty Years
Look, David, we're putting out this issue with a tribute to Scott.
Why? So people can glance at it and then throw it in the garbage?
No, so people can get some idea about who he was.
Look, he was a jerk, okay? He was a jerk who blew himself away, that's who he was. You don't know. You left early. You missed out on the fun part when he picked up a loaded gun and twirled it around like he was Wyatt Earp. You weren't there to see him goof up and bleed all over his mom's Persian rug.
David, the microphone is on.
I don't care. No-one gave a rat's ass about Scott until he died and I was the worst one of all! He was my best friend and I dropped him! Because he wasn't cool like you or Kelly or Steve.
David...
So they're looking at me. So what? They've been looking at me for days, Brandon! "Oh, poor David, is he going to be okay? I hope he hasn't cracked up yet." I can't even walk through the halls without someone in my face trying to cheer me up like they're my new best friend! Well, what about my old best friend? It doesn't matter what you write about him in that paper, Brandon. It doesn't matter what you say about someone once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here. (pause) I guess you can quote me on that.
S2 E15U4EA
Hi. I'd like to exchange an egg.
CCashier
You want to exchange an egg. Do you have a receipt?
No. Do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?
CCashier
It's customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.
I think we're in the wrong place.
[To Andrea] No, no, this is all part of the deal, watch. [To cashier] I want to exchange an egg.
Look, Steve, let's go.
CCashier
What's wrong with the egg?
Nothing!
CCashier
But you want another.
No, I don't want another egg, I want information!
CCashier
Look, I don't know what you kids are on, but I'm calling the police.
You know, I think we're in the wrong place.
S2 E16My Desperate Valentine
He's taking you where?
To Paganini.
Oh, their spaghetti is great!
Donna, Paganini is a composer.
Brandon Walsh really knows how to dump a girl. I've never seen someone so smart!
S2 E17Chuckie's Back
I was actually thinking of breaking down and asking Kelly to the dance. I think she deserves another chance.
You're giving her another chance. Isn't she the one who broke up with you?
Yeah. But, I forgive her.
Eat it.
I punched out Chuckie Wilson today.
SSSamantha Sanders
Oh my God, well no wonder he's stalling on this deal, how could you do this to me?
S2 E18A Walsh Family Christmas
Was that Ebenezer Scrooge or Cindy Walsh?
S2 E19Fire and Ice
I don't look too much like Madonna?
Well, I don't know, it depends on what Madonna looks like this week.
The power to persuade someone to buy something they didn't even know they wanted in the first place, there's nothing like it in the world.
I'm sorry that everybody is put off by the idea of an independent woman trying to take an aggressive posture in pursuit of a specific goal.
Donna, gum is not food.
Time to face the day!
Why?
Don't you have work today?
No comment.
S2 E20A Competitive Edge
[After Brenda gets into a fender bender]
Oh my God. Oh my God, tell me this isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
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