I just don't wanna scrape you off a telephone pole today, it's this thing I got against it.
S2 E10Necessity Is a Mother
S2 E11Leading from the Heart
I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?
God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.
Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.
So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.
BBobby
So, it doesn't seem like your brain's been totally fried by the sun out here.
Well, what'd you expect?
BBobby
Well, I thought that every other word would be like, "hey dude, like let's so catch some totally fun, gnarly, radical waves."
[The gang is playing charades.]
Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?
Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?
Steve, you better pray it's not a book.
SDSurfer Dude
Oh, what happened to you man?
BBobby
Nothing. I'm just real lazy.
I guess I was just being led by the heart.
S2 E12Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills
Brandon, why is everybody staring at me, I mean, what's--what's wrong?
Didn't you forget something?
No, I-- [whispers] Oh my God! I forgot my clothes!
Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to see R.E.M. that night.
Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.
Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.
Oh, wait, this Saturday I've gotta go dune bugging with Dylan. I can come home early though, if you want.
Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.
He changes his address like a model changes her clothes.
CChristine
You know who Steve reminds me of? Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman.
And you're Julia Roberts, right?
CChristine
Why not?
Because she was a prostitute.
S2 E13Halloween
Don't be a squeef.
Do you wanna dance?
CCleopatra
No. [walks away.]
So I guess a night of hot monkey love is out of the question.
Well, well, welly-well, well.
Can I say something? I mean, I know the last thing you need right now is another guy telling you what to do or what to think.
Go ahead, please.
You're blaming yourself for leading that guy on, but I want you to know as a guy it doesn't matter how much of a magnet a girl turns on. A guy always has a choice of not making her do something she doesn't want to do.
I didn't make that choice very easy, now did I?
Yeah, you did. You said no.
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