Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

Andrea

[during her valedictorian speech] Thank you. Oh, Mr. Meyers, Miss Teasley, uh, fellow graduates, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, today we stand here united as a class. Tomorrow, we go our separate ways as individuals…on our own and individually. We do this to follow paths, unfathomable path, which weave before us. We do so with the certainty... with the certaint that we don't have the faintest idea what we're doing at all…Which could be a very frightening prospect in a world where the… in a world where the boundaries of nations and the balance of nature can change overnight. Except that the years that we have spent at West Beverly have given us the foundation to face the future. But, we haven't just learned facts and figures, logic and reasoning skills, but we have learned the value of friendship— friendship, loyalty, and love— which will not be diminished just because we may not end up together. The memories that we have shared will not go away simply because we do. So even if the future does not always meet our expectations, or the fates are cruel to us at times, no one can ever take this moment from me… From me, from you, from any of us. No one can ever take away this moment in time.

So, I gotta ask, do you know any movie stars or kids of movie stars?

Brenda

Just Samantha Sanders' son.

Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?

Brenda

No, actually Steve's a really good guy.

He's not a snob?

Brenda

He's my brother's best friend.

Is he spoiled?

Brenda

No more than anyone else.

Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.

So, what kind of car does he drive?

Brenda

He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?

Donna

Well, maybe somebody else has... the exact same porsche.

Cindy

Dinner is almost ready.

Brenda

I'm too tired to chew.

Brandon

[to Steve] Admit that you're a horse's ass.

Brenda

How did they do it? how did they stay together for 20 years?

Brandon

Well, they still lock their door every Sunday night.

Of course, like the aborigines I am a firm believer in body language.

Brandon

Fortunately, I'm fluent in aborigine.

Steve

Marriage, blackjack. It's all a crap shoot.

David

Say goodnight, Donna.

Donna

Goodnight, Donna.

Uh, David, uh... what's with, uh, you and Donna and the old mattress mambo?

David

Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.

Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?

Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.

And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.

What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.

David

Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.

Woah.

David

And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.

Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?

Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.

Donna

Don't look now, but you're standing under the mistletoe!

Dylan

Well, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm here... I'm yours.

Donna

David, is that you?

David

No, it's Saddam Hussein.

Andrea

Whoever said pregnancy was a blessed event never had morning sickness.

Jim

Well, I think I invented a new tax loophole: declare yourself a hostage and deduct the ransom.

Kelly

[to Brandon] Whoever said all the good ones were taken obviously never met you. You've got to be the best catch on campus.