[Doing press-ups] 90...91...
Hal?
92...
Hal, um, It's 12 o'clock, so baby massage and stimulating story time.
98... 99...
100, Great! Um, Eve needs to...
102... 103... 104...
Kirby's great, isn't he?
105...
He's quite funny too.
[Hal continues his press-ups]
Now you're just showing off!
[Hal stops his press-ups. He gets up]
I can't do twelve till one.
Yes, but it's on the rota.
Yes, but on my rota it says 12 o'clock, press-ups, then You and Yours on Radio 4.
Oh!
It's important. It keeps me...
Buff?
No.
Up to date with consumer affairs?
No, it keeps me from killing.
Oh.
And you've seen me. This is how I focus and control it.
So you take it out on your pecs.
Better them than humanity.
Hal, we're meant to be a team.
[Hal sighs.]
OK.
And when you said humanity you meant...
I'd kill everyone I encountered until I was sated. Barry, Cardiff, most of South Wales.
Right. Not all bad, then. OK... [Hands Eve over to him] Well, don't forget to use lavender oil for the massage. OK?
I never forget anything.
It must be lovely being you. Always the cleverest and the oldest and never forget anything for hundreds of years.
No. It's terrible.




