Adam quotes from Being Human

Adam

Mitchell? Is that another ghost? A bloody Hogwart's, this place.

Adam

Listen, Count Dracula, don't think you'll get anywhere with her. She's mine. Our bedroom was like the Discovery Channel last night.

Nina

[after chasing Adam through the hospital] And where do you think you're going?

Adam

Oh... I thought I'd try my luck in Haematology.

George

Home sweet home.

Adam

It's a shit hole.

George

Yes, but it's our shit hole so show some manners.

Adam

I think you need a new wingman. I, sir, am a registered poon hound.

George

Have you ever actually had sex, Adam? You know, proper, balls-deep sex? You touched a boob? Be honest with me, Adam. have you ever even touched a boob? Because I have! Loads!

You come in here with your ridiculous blunt morality and you understand nothing of his world, nothing of his needs! Tell you what, let's leave it to Adam, eh? So Adam, what's it to be? A life of comfort, privilege and all the pleasures that a young man could ever dream of. Or hardship, desperation and hunger.

Adam

I choose them.

George

You may need to be a bit more specific.

Adam

Oh, yeah, I mean you. George and Nina, I choose you.

Yvonne

In modern parlance, one might say we are 'on the run'.

Annie

Why, what've you done?

Adam

Her. [indicates Yvonne]

Hal

You know, you remind me of a conquest back in Madrid in 1784. I wooed her with a thousand tulips.

Adam

Well, that'd be your first mistake. [To Yvonne] You have awful hay fever, don't you?

Yvonne

It's true. I'm a martyr to it.