Is it soundproof? It's just, um, I can get pretty.. "Rarr! Rarr!".. when I'm working out. "Feel the burn", "Who's your daddy?"... "Say what you see..."
Oh god.
S3Lia
Annie was there. She was on the screen.
What? You're kidding?
Is she okay? What did she say?
We're running out of time.
[Estate agent looks at them.]
Um, it's our friend, she's er...she's in... Midsummer Murders.
[In lingerie, with a new haircut, to George] Ahem... What do you think?
[George looks shocked and then excited]
Mm? I had a little left over from the food shop, and I thought it might be nice to have something for y'know, us. Hence... [gestures to hair] and hence... [gestures to lingerie]... It was either that or off-peak gym membership.
You made absolutely the right decision.
Really?
[They start kissing]
Ow!
What? What? [George tries to get something that was poking him] What is that?
Pen... Hello.
Hello.
[They start kissing again]
Ow! Hair, stuck, glasses...!
Oh is it? Oh, shit, sorry. Oh hang on, it's really tangled.
George! Eee, ow.
Shhh, don't pull away!
Quickly!... Oh....
You alright?
Yeah, fine.
Right. Where were we?... Hello.
Hello...
[They continue kissing... Mitchell bursts in.]
Have you got a radio?
What?!
I need a radio. I have an idea. [Mitchell climbs over them to grab the radio on the table next to them]
Ow, ow, Mitchell!
What are you doing?!
Cheers.
Just give me a bloody kiss. [She kisses a distracted George] Oh, look, just forget about it.
He's ruined everything!
Another night.
Have we met before?
H-12
H-12? What does that mean?
It's a riddle. I love riddles, don't you? Like the one about the midget. So, there's this midget who gets into a lift and— I've just given away the answer. Am I rambling?
I'm not a victim.
So you're what? What? "Misunderstood"?
I'm an animal! I don't deserve mercy or forgiveness! I'm a murderer! I couldn't help myself; I loved it. The sensation, the power... I was dead but I never felt so alive. I wasn't human anymore. I lost my conscience, I was free, and that's what I was addicted to. I hacked my way through the world... I left a trail of blood, a thousand miles long... and I loved it. I'm a disease. I'm a plague. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
You can have Annie back. But there's a price.
I'll stay. I want you to take me to all my victims. I want to feel it. I want to suffer. I don't want to hide anymore. I just want her back.
It's not that simple. The time and cause of your death have already been set. But there are things that need to happen first. You see, you're the final piece in someone else's story. And they need to complete their journey and in order to do that... they have to kill you.
What?
You're gonna be killed by a werewolf. A wolf-shaped bullet. Bang!
Who?
And, um, will I come back here one day?
Well. We all end up here eventually. The problem with you was you came through the wrong door. But next time you'll come through the right one and it'll be Boggle and Pina Coladas 24-7. Spit spot! Mitchell's waiting. Is anything going on between you guys? I mean he came to purgatory to find you. Puts my ex-boyfriend's tattoo into perspective.
My name is Annie Clare Sawyer and two years ago I died. But in so many ways, that's when my life began. In the company of horrors, I learned about friendship and loyalty, sacrifice and courage. Humanity isn't a species, it's a state of mind. It can't be defeated, it moves mountains, it saves souls. We were blessed as much as we were cursed. In this little enclave of the lost I witnessed the very best of being human.
S3Adam's Family
[after chasing Adam through the hospital] And where do you think you're going?
Oh... I thought I'd try my luck in Haematology.
Home sweet home.
It's a shit hole.
Yes, but it's our shit hole so show some manners.
Mitchell? Is that another ghost? A bloody Hogwart's, this place.
Tell her how much you enjoy the work.
Oh, this is... ah...
That you were inspired by Florence Nightingale to bring cleanliness to the wards.
Oh, god—
Don't say God, she might be religious.
Shit!
God is better.
It isn't a complicated job! I've done it before, I can do it again. What more is there to say?! Oh.
Nita Mawulawde (who cannot hear or see Annie): I don't think there's anything more to say.
RRichard
So this is what all the fuss is about. You know, I expected some demon. What do I find? The last Russell Brand in the shop.
I think you need a new wingman. I, sir, am a registered poon hound.
Have you ever actually had sex, Adam? You know, proper, balls-deep sex? You touched a boob? Be honest with me, Adam. have you ever even touched a boob? Because I have! Loads!
I'm sure he'll settle right in there. I mean they do have a massive telly.
Oof. Ginormous.
The whole house, it was furnished to the highest standards.
Yeah. And so clean.
It was immaculate. I mean, Richard and Emma themselves were slightly, what? Eccentric perhaps...
I'd go for "unreconstructed."
Really?
Yeah.
Would you?
Mm.
And, well... kinky.
Filthy. Just arseholes.
A pair of complete and utter kinked-up, filthy racist arseholes.
We've just left a vulnerable young boy with a pair of, not only instinctive killers, but heinous pervs.
Do you realize I'm zipping my coat up and going back there.
Yeah. And I'm going with you.
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