Being Human · Season 4
Ladies and gentlemen of the resistance, good evening. Oh, you'd have been so proud of your comrades. They put up quite a fight. But we slit their throats and stamped on their bones all the same. New York has fallen. The resistance have been crushed. The earth belongs to the vampires.
I just think we need to talk about this first.
What's to talk about? I thought you wanted me to stop moping.
George, I meant have a shower, not...storm the Bat Cave!
Together, we did the impossible. A werewolf, a vampire and a ghost. But this doesn't have to be the end for you. Remember this moment. Remember what we had.
We will.
We were on the outside of humanity so we could guard it. Do you understand? So we could guard it.
[excitedly] We're all gonna die - Game Over - because of this baby! [assuming a serious air] I mean, we're all gonna die, because of this baby.
Annie. It's okay. It's just the end of my story. I have to be with my Nina.
Please, George. Please, not you as well, I can't. I can't lose you as well.
You take care of her.
I ain't done nowt!
You haven't done anything!
Exactly!
No, Tom, I'm not agreeing with you. Your grammar is appalling.
So, how do you all know each other?
We live together.
You what?
I know it's a bit unusual.
No, it's not that. It's just that, um...Well I...
Three supernaturals all under the same roof.
Yes, exactly, and I...
I mean, a werewolf and a vampire becoming friends. It's unheard of, I suppose.
Well no, actually. Not that unheard of, because I...
I think it's largely my influence.
Interestingly enough, I...
Some might say I've done achieved the impossible.
[Shouts] I did it! [Quieter] I'm sorry. Um, I did it. I did it too. It's not anything to shout about really, is it? But I did do it.
What, there's a vampire here?
Er... No, not exactly. Things have changed a lot for us recently, so...
Oh, that's a pity. Over 55 years and I've never had to change my line-up.
Good.
All powerful and merciful Eve, we have come here today to ask you to assist our dear friend, Leo. We humbly beseech thee to restore him to health, drive away all illness and infirmary, strengthen him, raise him up so that he may... [Searches for missing paper] Ahem... Raise him up so that he may...stand on mountains. Raise him up so that he may walk on stormy seas. Let the road rise to meet him. Let the force be with him. Carpe diem. Veni, vidi, vici. Et tu, Brute. Dolce et Gabbana est. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen!
[Leo collapses]
Oh my God!!
Oh. Is this the lady in the longjohns attacking my dress sense?
I'm not attacking... Sorry, beg your pardon?
The carpets need a good clean.
These are not longjohns, they're leggings.
And a bar in the living room? What message does that send out?
And actually, I died in 2007 and I do still see people in them today, so...You know, actually, I was quite fashion forward with these...leggings.
We'll need to start using a new brand of tea. That stuff you make always looks very anaemic.
[Holding back anger] There is nothing wrong with my tea.
God. Annie, yours is even better than mine.
My what?
Your mask.
Kill me. Seriously, kill me now. You can tell Annie I attacked you, or something.
Maybe later, if you work really hard.
[Regus answers his door to Annie, who sees he has a black eye.]
What happened to your face?
My lunch fought back. I'd rather not talk about it. But who takes a crowbar with them when they walk the dog? I mean who does? That's just weird!
I think you need to feed me.
You do know I'm dead, huh? So, you can try biting me, but all you're gonna get is an ice-cream headache.
You've got to go and hide somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Go to Bangor.
Urgh, no offence, but, like, I'm into guys that are just a little bit more edgy. You know, a little bit more darkness about them. [Hal and Tom both laugh] Are you laughing at me? You'd better not be laughing at me!
No, we weren't, honestly.
Sorry, it's just, um, a private joke, you see. We're actually both quite dark in our own little ways.
Yeah, but he's darker than me, I'm only dark occasionally.
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