Cutler quotes from Being Human

Thomas, you're about to become very, very famous.

Softly softly, massacre monkey.

You could go straight back to the top of the pile. That's cool. That's your rightful place. All I ask for in return is that when they write the history of what's about to happen, they give me a mention, and a statue. And maybe Brazil.

[with rising incredulous anger] What I was - no, you stole that from me! You dragged me into this world! You killed my wife! You turned me into a murderer, an addict! You made me abandon my whole species! No! No, you do not do that and then apologise! No, sir!

Shit happens. Life's a contact sport. If you can't stand the heat, stay inside on bonfire night.

What?

He likes action films, don't ask.

Allison

And you're condoning this?!

Well, we can't exactly go to Ofcom.

Mr Snow

Am I missing something? Is he giving me a television set?

[Flicking through TV channels] I don't understand. Someone must have reported it.

Mr Snow

Because I already have a television the size of a bed sheet.