Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 5, Episode 19
“Wet Behind The Rears” · Season 5, Episode 19
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Coach Buzzcut (5), Smart Beavis (3), Principal McVicker (1)
Pole-vaulters. Baton Passers. Javelin throwers. [a javelin hits Beavis's hand. Beavis screams] Whoa. [Butt-head removes the javelin from Beavis] You dumbass. I'd warn you. [Buzz-Cut blows his whistle]
All right, men! Hit the showers! Now!
[Beavis and Butt-Head laugh]
[in the showers]
Where in the hell do you think you're going?
Uhhh... to class?
Umm.. yeah, yeah, to class, me too.
Maybe you didn't hear me when I told you to hit the showers!
Uhh, we thought you were like, talking to somebody else?
I was talking to everybody!
But like, uhh... we didn't sweat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's all the same sir, um, I'd just like to wait till I get home to take a shower. That'll be great.
Look at you boy! You're covered in crap!
Uhmmm... That was last week. This is blood, sir.
Name of this class is Physical Education! And that includes proper personal hygiene! Hit the showers now, or fail!
Uhhh... Well, it looks kinda crowded in there.
Do I have to undress you myself, Butt-head?
Uh, no?
no?
[On taking a shower at school]
This sucks. I hate taking showers.
Yeah, I don't want some naked dudes standing with a schlong right next to me.
Yeah, really! I don't want some naked dude standing next to me with his schlong slinging around saying 'Hey good game man.'
And you better not look at me, fart-knocker, or I'll kick your ass.
You look at me, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Hey Beavis and Butt-Head, are you guys gonna finally take a shower?
Uhhh... ummm... hey dude.
I've never seen you guys take a shower before.
Uhhh... Yeah.
How come you guys never take a shower?
Hey Beavis, it's all clear.
Hey Beavis, can you help me with this?
[Beavis Screams]
I am beginning to wonder if you boys have ever taken a shower in your lives. What in the hell do you think you're doing with your underwear still on?
Um, we don't want anybody looking at our nads.
Yeah, are you one of those gym teachers that likes to hang out and watch dudes in the shower?
Dammit, boys, you have pushed me to the limit! You're not getting out of it this time! I'm gonna tear your - [the fire alarm begins to go off] That's the fire alarm! Now hurry up and get out of here!
Dude, we have been saved by the power supreme.
Yeah, fire drills rule.
Are you deaf? That's the fire alarm! Get the hell out of here now!
Uhhh... We're just gonna like, get dressed first.
We'll be right out. See you later.
That is a FIRE ALARM! That means the school may be burning down! Now if you don't get the hell out of here, I'm gonna personally grab you by the grundies AND DRAG YOU OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY! SO GET THE HELL OUT! NOW!
[Next to the entrance]
Uhhh... uhhh...
Get out there before I drag you out!
[Beavis and Butt-Head get outside]
Hey, look, it's Beavis and Butt-head!
[every student outside starts to laugh at Beavis and Butt-head in their undies. Inside, Principal McVicker is seen holding down the fire alarm switch]
Uhhh... Good job!
Too bad! Another minute and they might have been naked! [starts to laugh too. McVicker laughs as well]
Yeah. Look at them.
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