Buzzcut: Where in the hell do you think you're going?
Butt-head: Uhhh... to class?
Beavis: Umm.. yeah, yeah, to class, me too.
Buzzcut: Maybe you didn't hear me when I told you to hit the showers!
Butt-head: Uhh, we thought you were like, talking to somebody else?
Buzzcut: I was talking to everybody!
Butt-head: But like, uhh... we didn't sweat.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's all the same sir, um, I'd just like to wait till I get home to take a shower. That'll be great.
Buzzcut: Look at you boy! You're covered in crap!
Beavis: Uhmmm... That was last week. This is blood, sir.
Buzzcut: Name of this class is Physical Education! And that includes proper personal hygiene! Hit the showers now, or fail!
Butt-head: Uhhh... Well, it looks kinda crowded in there.
Buzzcut: Do I have to undress you myself, Butt-head?
Butt-head: Uh, no?
Beavis: no?
[On taking a shower at school]

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