Stewart's dad's dirty magazines.
We've torn out all the pages with butts on them, but there's still plenty of good boobs left.
“Stewart Moves Away” · Season 5, Episode 16
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Stewart Stevenson (1)
[Beavis and Butt-head are watching a pay-per-view program on Stewart's t. v.]
AAnnouncer
Warning. The following feature presentation is not rated. It contains scenes of full frontal nudity and extreme violence. Viewer discretion is advised.
BBBeavis and Butt-head
Yes!
Yes!
Discretion is cool.
Pay-per-view rules. It rules!
[Stewart and his parents arrived back home, but seen everything broke.]
How's it going?
SSStewart's Dad
Beavis? Butt-Head? What happened?! Where's the couch?! Where's the t. v.?!
Uhh, the movers took it dude.
SSStewart's Dad
OHHHH!! Movers?! You idiots! We've been robbed!
Robbed? We were here all day. We didn't see any robbers.
You guys are in big trouble.
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