ASAnimal shelter worker
You do know what a dog like this eats?
Uhh.. garbage.
“Bad Dog” · Season 5, Episode 20
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3)
ASAnimal shelter worker
What do you do if your dog accendently goes to the bathroom in your house.
(Fending off the dog in the backround) Rub his nose in it.
Uhh I'd kick his ass.
Rub his nose in it, then kick his ass.
NONarrator on t.v.
We'll be right back with more of the life cycle of the dung beetle right after this.
Huh, huh, huh. Dung.
Yeah. Dung.
DODog on t.v.
It's cold in here.
Hey, Butt-head, that dog just talked.
He did not, dumbass.
DODog on t.v.
Won't you please take me into your nice, warm home?
See, his lips aren't moving.
Oh, yeah.
He's, like, communicating tele-pathetically.
Oh, yeah.
VOV.O. announcer
Every year, we kill thousands of dogs like the ones you see here, just because they weren't adopted in time. We don't like to do it, but we have to. It's the law.
Whoa.
VOV.O. announcer
Adopt a dog now, before it's too late.
Hey, Beavis, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah. Those dung beetles are pretty cool.
Dumbass.
Our dog's gonna be cool. We'll have to, like, teach him to do cool tricks and stuff.
Yeah. Sit, boy. Sit. Sit. Sit or I'll kick your ass. Yeah.
That's not a cool trick. A cool trick is, like, to teach him to, like, bite stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Bite, bite, bite. Bite everything. Yeah.
We're gonna teach him to, like, bite stuff that sucks.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
This is gonna be cool.
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