Mr. Van Driessen: It's ironic that we in this country who cherish freedom occasionally support governments who are less responsive to human rights. We're fortunate to have had a very stable government for over 200 years. In other parts of the world, they aren't so lucky. The struggle for freedom is by no means over. It still goes on today in places like Nicaragua, El Salvador, and Panama...
Beavis: Nicaragua? Agua! AGUA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
Mr. Van Driessen: Beavis, please sit down.
Beavis: Are you threatening me? I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
Mr. Van Driessen: Come on, Beavis, take your seat. Now, technically America is not a democracy but a republic....
Beavis: (to Daria) Do you have TP? TP for my bunghole?
Daria: Get out of here, Beavis.
Beavis: Uhh, Okay.

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