You've got the Gus Baker show, and the first topic: The death penalty! Yes or no?!
Yes! The chair!! The chair!!! The chair!!!
In my opinion, you betcha!
Yes! The chair!! The chair!!
And they call me reactionary...because I believe that criminals should be punished, and ordinary Americans like you and me should have the right to carry guns!
Also on today's show: Music videos! Who makes these affronts to common decency?! Where I come from, we have a word for garbage like that!!
But first, a commercial! Our lines are open! Give us a call!
We think you're, like, cool.
Yeah, especially the part about giving dudes the chair. The chair!! The chair!!
Yeah, and what you said about bums.
Well, you know what they say--great minds think alike! Listening to you boys, I can tell that our younger generation still has the moral strength and character to make this country great again!
Last week we heard from two boys whose characters were so impressive we brought them out here for today's show! Please welcome Beavis and, uh, Buth-coat!!
Now, people say that yours is a lost generation...violent, lazy, uneducated, sexually active!!
Heheh, yeah, Butt-head doesn't get any either.
Well, you two are certainly fine upstanding young men...a credit to the youth of America!
(looking around at the applauding "dittoheads" in the audience) Hey Beavis, you see any chicks?
Okay, now, boys, I want to ask you: As decent young men,don't you agree with me that there is something very, very wrong with these so-called "music videos?"
BBBeavis and Butt-head
Yeah!! Really!!
These "rock videos" are immoral! Indecent! Profane! Scurrillous! And blasphemous!
Yeah! They suck! THEY SUCK!!! Indecent! Profane!
Yeah, especially Meatloaf. He sucks!
Hey! We're on the air! You can't use that language!
(after Gus Baker whispers into his ear) Hey, Beavis, he says we can't say "sucks."
Yeah, how about "bunghole"? Bunghole!
Yeah heheh, buttmunch. Or dillhole?
Hey! Do you use that language at home?
Hey Gus...Peek-a-boo!! (moons the audience)
(running in front of Beavis) Cut to the commercial! GET THESE LITTLE BASTARDS OUT OF HERE!!!
Uhh...do you use that language at home?
Peek-a-boo!! (presumably moons the security guards who pull him and Butt-head off stage)
(watching a replay in which Beavis' mooning is pixelated) Hey Beavis...what's all that fuzzy stuff on your butt?
I don't know...is it still there? (mooning Butt-head)
Uh, no...but it wouldn't hurt to wipe once in a while.
Uh...heheh, oh yeah, sorry. I was in a hurry.
Beavis, get your butt out of my face and into that bathroom. Now.
(In the DVD cut, after Beavis moons Butthead he goes straight to simply responding "Beavis, get your butt out of my face now" and the episode ends.)
