Gus Baker: You've got the Gus Baker show, and the first topic: The death penalty! Yes or no?!
Butt-head: Yes!
Beavis: Yes! The chair!! The chair!!! The chair!!!
Gus Baker: In my opinion, you betcha!
Butt-head: Yes!
Beavis: Yes! The chair!! The chair!!
Gus Baker: And they call me reactionary...because I believe that criminals should be punished, and ordinary Americans like you and me should have the right to carry guns!
Butt-head: This dude's cool.
Gus Baker: Also on today's show: Music videos! Who makes these affronts to common decency?! Where I come from, we have a word for garbage like that!!
Butt-head: Yeah. They suck!!
Gus Baker: But first, a commercial! Our lines are open! Give us a call!

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